shireconspire:

The Survey Corps UB 2014

Like you’ve never seen us before.

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I need to get fucked by something other than my life

posted 8 hours ago with 3675 notes » via terriblyunoriginal » ©
tags: # ;D

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

pissyeti:

DONT GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP WITH THE INTENTION OF “FIXING” YOUR PARTNER’S ISSUES

DONT GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP SIMPLY TO SOLVE YOUR OWN ISSUES

GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP WHEN YOU ARE READY AND PREPARED TO EXPEND THAT KIND OF EMOTIONAL/PHYSICAL INVESTMENT ON ANOTHER HUMAN BEING

IF YOU DONT THINK YOURE READY, WAIT THAT SHIT OUT. THIS ISNT A RACE, THERE IS NO FINISH LINE. YOU WILL BE OK ON YOUR OWN FOR A BIT LONGER, IF ONLY TO SORT MORE STUFF OUT FOR YOURSELF.

I LOVE YOU, BE SAFE.

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will
- Unknown (via chorall)
posted 9 hours ago with 64220 notes » via sublimefy » ©
toonskribblez:

The fact that this year Easter is on 4/20 just makes this pic even better

toonskribblez:

The fact that this year Easter is on 4/20 just makes this pic even better

Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.
posted 3 days ago with 76363 notes » via cakegums » ©
tags: # things to know

sherlollysmooch:

me trying to be an adult 

posted 3 days ago with 46717 notes » via pickartie » ©

sirbombalot:

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.

modeseven777:

sonicboom53:

ignoremode:

When the videogame plays the instrumental version of the main theme during an important scene

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When the videogame plays the main theme during the last boss fight.

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Final Chapter : (Name of Game)

posted 1 week ago with 84160 notes » via morphinedenoiz » ©
proudmoore:

deerleisure:

solondonnn:

newyorksjojo:

oohmrleo:

I don’t understand, why did you reblog a picture of a normal dude hanging out on the street

I hate how tumblr does this. Why do people think it’s okay to take pictures of random guys just because they’re “attractive” or whatever? That’s fucked up, and I guarantee if this were a woman instead of a man there would be outrage.
And I know sexism isn’t equal in that sense, but people have a right to privacy. Stop being so damn creepy, y’all.

Um I’m not sure if I’m mistaken but that is a picture of a guy dressed as a squid I believe

Wow that’s rude :/

So much for body positivity on this site smh.

proudmoore:

deerleisure:

solondonnn:

newyorksjojo:

oohmrleo:

I don’t understand, why did you reblog a picture of a normal dude hanging out on the street

I hate how tumblr does this. Why do people think it’s okay to take pictures of random guys just because they’re “attractive” or whatever? That’s fucked up, and I guarantee if this were a woman instead of a man there would be outrage.

And I know sexism isn’t equal in that sense, but people have a right to privacy. Stop being so damn creepy, y’all.

Um I’m not sure if I’m mistaken but that is a picture of a guy dressed as a squid I believe

Wow that’s rude :/

So much for body positivity on this site smh.

posted 1 week ago with 138898 notes » via morphinedenoiz » ©
tags: # snrrk
twerk-it-dirk-it:


“You played a good game. You fought long and hard, met some great friends along the way, and even lost some of those that were dear to you. But you don’t have to worry anymore. Now the only thing left for you to do is rest.
You’ve won.”

yo happy 413 you guys heres to hoping we (dont) have an update today

twerk-it-dirk-it:

“You played a good game. You fought long and hard, met some great friends along the way, and even lost some of those that were dear to you. But you don’t have to worry anymore. Now the only thing left for you to do is rest.

You’ve won.”

yo happy 413 you guys heres to hoping we (dont) have an update today

posted 1 week ago with 12132 notes » via monstert33th » ©

itsraininbritishmen:

sweetdez:

detrea:

fuckyeahhugsandkisses:

a-little-insane:

the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk

The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt

The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.

Three types of people

and everyone on this site is the 3rd person

posted 1 week ago with 502191 notes » via pickartie » ©
tags: # hahaha not meeeee

sofuckingblue:

tell yourself you’re hot. tell yourself you’re amazing. tell yourself you’re untouchably, radiantly attractive. do it every day, even if it feels like you’re lying to yourself. insist to the mirror that you’re the cutest thing its ever reflected. if you do it enough eventually it wont feel like lying anymore, it’ll be automatic, and you’ll recognize yourself as the incredible babe you really are.

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god…